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Title: An Administrators Life.....
Post by: gsxbarmy on Saturday, 03 August 2019, 12:44 AM
 :whistling: :lol:
Title: Re: An Administrators Life.....
Post by: Kiwifruit on Saturday, 03 August 2019, 01:56 AM
Some blokes gonna get told,  4.8 litres of baby oil. 
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Post by: froudy on Saturday, 03 August 2019, 03:39 PM
My usual post as a reply to the many engine oil questions on several of the Bandit pages that I frequent on Facebook.... :rofl2: :rofl2:
Title: Re: An Administrators Life.....
Post by: Taniwha on Saturday, 03 August 2019, 03:54 PM
Engine Oil?
I use a reddish one that tastes burning.
Title: Re: An Administrators Life.....
Post by: Blubber on Monday, 05 August 2019, 05:45 AM
Quote from: froudy on Saturday, 03 August  2019, 03:39 PM
My usual post as a reply to the many engine oil questions on several of the Bandit pages that I frequent on Facebook.... :rofl2: :rofl2:
Some forums I visit just ban and delete those kind of topics. Just like politics,  insurance or car topics they all are considered distractions from the main cause of the site.
Title: Re: An Administrators Life.....
Post by: froudy on Friday, 09 August 2019, 04:56 PM
I just found this posted on a Suzuki Bandit page on Face ache...It is so true :rofl2:

"Morning, I have a few questions.

When I put fuel in my tank, my bike runs. When it's empty, it doesn't. Anybody had a similar problem?

Also, I have taken my carbs off, cleaned them badly with my finger and now I'm running on 3. The jets have never been changed and it's a 22 year old bike. How do I fix this?

What tyres do you all recommend? I want something good in all weather's, as I push my tyres beyond TT limits on my Sunday bimble.

How much pointless crap can I mount to my heavily depreciated Bandit? I want it to look a f*cking eyesore but, I will get offended if you point this out.

Lastly, I have a smartphone with a Google search bar but, I'd rather ask stupid questions to a bunch of bandit owners because it makes me feel part of the club.

Oh, and I could go and find a Haynes manual to fix any issue with my bike but, I'd rather follow a lasher on YouTube and spend all my money on Chinese bike bling.
Title: Re: An Administrators Life.....
Post by: Del on Friday, 09 August 2019, 09:40 PM
the author of this is a fella after my own heart - I fookin hate lazy barstewards who are to effin thick to be able to work something out for them selves - Erseholes

Sorry rant over

All the best chaps

Del

PS My bike was blue and now its black is this the reason it is faster ????
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Post by: seth on Friday, 09 August 2019, 10:22 PM
@Del your bike is faster as you've lost weight  :stir:

If you wanted it to go really fast you should have fitted my paint work while you had it and gone for a run . :whistling:
Real speed there. :happy1:
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Post by: Andre on Friday, 09 August 2019, 10:57 PM
There are those that are lazy but many who are less able to search and find what they are looking for.
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Post by: Del on Saturday, 10 August 2019, 12:42 AM
@seth  35Lbs so far mate and hitting 9:20 a mile next 10K is in Sept  :onya:
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Post by: Mister Fishfinger on Saturday, 10 August 2019, 02:43 AM
I'm an admin on another site for classic bikes. It's great to help people out with the particular issues they might have on that particular model, but really tiresome when the same basic bike maintenance stuff just keeps coming round again and again.

Sad but true - if you aren't handy with spanners, you really shouldn't be trying to fix up a 40 year old bike.