Sooo their me was with a day (porn) off,sunny,(porn)free 2 do what me feels (porn)like'significant other working,pets,occupied),mebbe a fry up(porn)("well,me did get trousered the previous knight,lard hot Hot lard in the mourning,at the beach helps) trip to the see-sighed(seaside)..butt ,whats this? an screw head pokin' out me kcab tyre? piss!hello local moat-awe-sigh-cull(motorcycle) repair chap 'Crush Ginster' fixed,plugged inflATED,we danced for a while... l o n g storey short,me didn't halve 2 bycicle anywhere("woo-Hoo!") and am still on the rode ,seaking a better immobiliser and tank pad,
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More fuel from Johnny Walker required.
Is that English ??
Its good he can use a keyboard..
Just not a Qwerty one :grin:
Sioux, i try to understand but you leave me confused. Just glad youre enjoying life. Post away mate, variety is the spice of life.
I seriously wasn't sure if I was missing something or if it was him having a good night on the turps :cheers:
Good on you for giving us something to work out, but now you have forced me to get very drunk tonight & see if I can decipher it :onya:
Problem is when you start to wear a hoodie and hang about on street corners with your gang mate English seems to be the last language used, talking gangster only works if you are 15. :whistling:
Sweaty, not too drunk i hope, cold beers going down well here on a cold night. Probably warm compared to where others live. All about what your used to. 9 degrees tonight, cold for me.
I got moderately drunk last night and was still unable to decipher it :rofl2:
Cinderella drunk is not good enough, I think you need go Hasselhoff style with LSD or sumthin to understand any of that. Interesting that you guys with English as your native language don't get it either. I first though this is some rare dialect. :lol:
Anyhow interesting post. :hat:
Reminds me of that nutter on the old Org who got banned eventually as he just posted insanity like that. I think he was from down under & had a big crash? Anyone remember?
As far as I can tell, he had a day to himself and had to decide between a wank and a ride out on the bike. Unfortunately there was a nail in the tyre so he had to get that fixed first. Not sure what happened after that.
Bloody Hell fish Finger..
I literally chocked on my John Smith's (Beer)
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Quote from: Hooli on Sunday, 14 July 2019, 02:22 AM
Reminds me of that nutter on the old Org who got banned eventually as he just posted insanity like that. I think he was from down under & had a big crash? Anyone remember?
Yup, wasn't it Chicken or something like that & I seem to think he was from France
Quote from: Will14 on Sunday, 14 July 2019, 05:08 AM
Quote from: Hooli on Sunday, 14 July 2019, 02:22 AM
Reminds me of that nutter on the old Org who got banned eventually as he just posted insanity like that. I think he was from down under & had a big crash? Anyone remember?
Yup, wasn't it Chicken or something like that & I seem to think he was from France
You maybe right, I mostly remember he wasn't British. A chicken avatar kinda rings a bell though.
thanks Mr fing-fisher,spot on,enjoy your evening as megadeth take me away
awl the best
grog,'cheers to you!'
Moons a balloon and John Lennon is a glass onion springs to mind,yarp🤔
Ok I'm locking this thread, as it's clear the first post was garbage.
@sioux zookeeper please keep it understandable, what was was posted originally was unacceptable. Thank you
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