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General => Off Topic => Funnies => Topic started by: Taniwha on Tuesday, 28 May 2019, 05:10 PM
How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum.
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs.
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that ScoMo isn't the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 moderator threatening lock the light bulb thread.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Can't understand why you dont just set up a working group to look into changing the light bulb. Thats what the govt here does when they want to look like they are doing something but are really doing nothing....... works for them.
We all need to use black light Blubs as we all know dark is faster than light :stir:
Quote from: seth on Tuesday, 28 May 2019, 06:07 PM
We all need to use black light Blues as we all know dark is faster than light :stir:
I got a light Blues reading the light bulb "joke" :sad:
:happy1:
Then another 4 commenting on the original 190 posts, didn't know changing a light bulb was so complex :confused1:
@Andre blues on auto correct I must write blue way to much lol :whistling:
Seth I know but wanted to make a joke. Doesn't happen often :lol:
And a good joke too
@Andre :onya:
Some forums I'm on that joke is no joke, its just true ! :)