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Title: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: Taniwha on Tuesday, 13 November 2018, 08:34 PM
Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of the truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks.

"I'm sorry, Sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."

Amazed, the driver demanded to know the reason.

The trooper replied . . . "Tacks evasion"
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: Mick_J on Tuesday, 13 November 2018, 08:56 PM
 :facepalm: :tumble:
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: Notty on Tuesday, 13 November 2018, 09:22 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: ARH on Wednesday, 14 November 2018, 04:44 AM
That...... defies comment.
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: Del on Wednesday, 14 November 2018, 04:54 AM
oh that got to the poin
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: shanered6 on Wednesday, 14 November 2018, 04:56 AM
 :happy1: thats so bad its funny !
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: Gegs on Tuesday, 20 November 2018, 12:04 PM
I hate myself for it but I actually laughed  :notworthy:
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: Sweaty on Tuesday, 20 November 2018, 03:27 PM
So did I  :happy1:
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: lil4399 on Wednesday, 21 November 2018, 05:51 AM
I didn't.

Just felt a tad tacked off.

:happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: Globalrider on Wednesday, 21 November 2018, 06:06 AM
 :rofl2:
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: seth on Wednesday, 21 November 2018, 06:12 AM
 :doh: :facepalm: :salute:
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: VladTepes on Thursday, 22 November 2018, 05:24 PM
(https://jwtalk.net/forums/applications/core/interface/imageproxy/imageproxy.php?img=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fd/f6/ea/fdf6eaa2d48909a1a90a76ac79d0b08a--bear-face-i-cant-even.jpg&key=a8415368c974ba38e85c7522713112b2bf0b3be1614bc7790ea33882e45c47dc)
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: Sweaty on Friday, 23 November 2018, 12:03 PM
Come on, no need for a personal
"a tac" on him.
:whistling: :happy1:
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: Gegs on Saturday, 24 November 2018, 04:21 AM
He [almost] nailed it!  :boogie:
Title: Re: Pinged by the rozzers
Post by: Mrg on Sunday, 25 November 2018, 09:38 PM
 :rofl2: it's to tackie to make a comment   :rofl2: