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Title: Smart arse
Post by: MarkN on Sunday, 21 October 2018, 02:22 AM
Two businessmen in Melbourne were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...

As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically "We're selling arse-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old dear said:  "Must be doing well... only two left."
Title: Re: Smart arse
Post by: Globalrider on Sunday, 21 October 2018, 02:36 AM
Ha!
Title: Re: Smart arse
Post by: gsxbarmy on Sunday, 21 October 2018, 03:34 AM
 :rofl2: :rofl2:

Superb!
Title: Re: Smart arse
Post by: froudy on Sunday, 21 October 2018, 06:34 PM
 :clapping: :rofl2:
Title: Re: Smart arse
Post by: VladTepes on Monday, 22 October 2018, 11:33 AM
 :winner:
Title: Re: Smart arse
Post by: Kiwifruit on Monday, 22 October 2018, 03:37 PM
Very good  :rofl2:
Title: Re: Smart arse
Post by: shanered6 on Monday, 22 October 2018, 04:39 PM
 :happy1: :clapping:
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Post by: lil4399 on Wednesday, 24 October 2018, 02:12 AM
 :rofl2: :rofl2:
Title: Re: Smart arse
Post by: Latty66 on Saturday, 27 October 2018, 02:48 AM
 :rofl2: :rofl2: :clapping:
Title: Re: Smart arse
Post by: Mrg on Saturday, 27 October 2018, 04:03 AM
 :rofl2:  :rofl2:  :rofl2:  :clapping:
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