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Title: Income tax return
Post by: MarkN on Monday, 03 September 2018, 10:28 PM
This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Gloucester after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question, Do you have anyone dependent on you?, The man wrote: "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the
European Commission".

HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man's response back to HMRC was: "Who did I miss out?"
Title: Re: Income tax return
Post by: Sweaty on Monday, 03 September 2018, 10:35 PM
 :happy1: :clapping:
Title: Re: Income tax return
Post by: ARH on Monday, 03 September 2018, 11:00 PM
very good...  :rofl2:
Title: Re: Income tax return
Post by: Notty on Tuesday, 04 September 2018, 01:01 AM
 :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
Title: Re: Income tax return
Post by: shanered6 on Tuesday, 04 September 2018, 06:57 AM
Brilliant just bloody briliant  :happy1:
Title: Re: Income tax return
Post by: grog on Tuesday, 04 September 2018, 07:49 AM
Excellent stuff.  :onya:
Title: Re: Income tax return
Post by: VladTepes on Tuesday, 04 September 2018, 12:46 PM
true true. Same kinda deal here...