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General => Off Topic => Funnies => Topic started by: VladTepes on Tuesday, 24 July 2018, 12:27 PM
I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.
"I wish to live forever", I said.
"Sorry", said the fairy "i'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine", I said, "then I want to die the day after the upper and lower houses of Parliament are filled with honest, hard working , bipartisan men and women who act only in the peoples best interests."
"You crafty bastard," replied the fairy.
similar one.....
One wish...
"Can I have a bridge from Australia to New Zealand please"
Don't be stupid, that's ridiculous, choose another wish.
"I want to know what women really want?"
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......... OK, what sort of bridge did you have in mind?
Would you like the bridge fully roofed and LED lighting all the way and do you want 6 or 8 lains :rofl2: