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Title: Lion parable
Post by: VladTepes on Tuesday, 24 July 2018, 12:24 PM

Guy: 'Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the condom never broke. How is it possible?'

Doctor: 'Let me tell you a story. There was once a hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took his umbrella instead of his gun and went out. A lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, and shot the lion and killed it!'

Guy: 'Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion.'

Doctor: 'Good! You understood the story. Next patient, please.'

Title: Re: Lion parable
Post by: froudy on Tuesday, 24 July 2018, 05:28 PM

:rofl2: :rofl2:

Title: Re: Lion parable
Post by: Gegs on Monday, 03 December 2018, 01:44 PM

:hat:

Title: Re: Lion parable
Post by: KiwiCol on Monday, 03 December 2018, 03:13 PM

:tumble:

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