Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.
"Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."
I'm the boss in my house
Emma told me so once :facepalm: :doh:
Quote from: seth on Sunday, 03 June 2018, 03:19 AM
I'm the boss in my house
Emma told me so once :facepalm: :doh:
I'm the Boss in my house.
Well,when the real boss is out anyway....... :P
I wear the pants in our house....................she just tells me which ones !! :facepalm:
I'm allowed to pretend I'm in charge, I just have to moderate my decisions or I get my funds restricted. So I behave and get a better lifestyle.
And that gents is why I remain single to this day :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
Quote from: GSXKING on Sunday, 03 June 2018, 11:49 AM
And that gents is why I remain single to this day :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
I wouldn't have half the bikes, holidays, cash or house I have if I wasn't married.
I joke about it, but my life is a LOT better since I got married.
I'd still love her if she was homeless and pennyless :smitten:
Quote from: Tony Nitrous on Sunday, 03 June 2018, 12:15 PM
Quote from: GSXKING on Sunday, 03 June 2018, 11:49 AM
And that gents is why I remain single to this day :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
I wouldn't have half the bikes, holidays, cash or house I have if I wasn't married.
I joke about it, but my life is a LOT better since I got married.
I'd still love her if she was homeless and pennyless :smitten:
What a kiss ass :whistling:
Mines the Boss, definately. i have ways of getting her to agree. sometimes takes a while.
Quote from: Tony Nitrous on Sunday, 03 June 2018, 12:15 PM
Quote from: GSXKING on Sunday, 03 June 2018, 11:49 AM
And that gents is why I remain single to this day :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
I wouldn't have half the bikes, holidays, cash or house I have if I wasn't married.
I joke about it, but my life is a LOT better since I got married.
I'd still love her if she was homeless and pennyless :smitten:
Reads the forum does she Tony? :stir: