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Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Seamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Seamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will
be in? We haven't  even got any money to pay for these drinks  !!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

They downed their drinks and Murphy said, 'OK,  now here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
 
The barman  immediately noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
 
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Seamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more
of this. I'm absolutely drunk and me knees are killing me!'
 
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub
I lost the sausage in.

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 :lol:

 :cheers:

 :coffeescreen:   very funny...

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Are you related to Froudy?  :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

Who, me.  No, I'm tall with loads of hair (on my head) before you all start, he's short and has no hair.  :lol:

 :rofl2: love it