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Title: Emergency in the Australian Outback
Post by: froudy on Friday, 20 April 2018, 06:15 PM

Australian Helpline Operator: " G'day mate .. Helpline here ... What's the problem?"

Bruce: "I'm in the Outback with my Sheila and she's been stung high on her thigh by a bee and now her vagina has completely closed up!"

Helpline: "Bummer!"

Bruce: "Great advice! Thanks mate.

Title: Re: Emergency in the Australian Outback
Post by: Batkwaka on Friday, 20 April 2018, 06:27 PM

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Title: Re: Emergency in the Australian Outback
Post by: Sweaty on Friday, 20 April 2018, 06:57 PM

Very good Froudy :clapping:

That brings back some memories Batkwaka :clapping:

Title: Re: Emergency in the Australian Outback
Post by: VladTepes on Tuesday, 24 April 2018, 04:18 PM

froudy - look up "Kevin Bloody Wilson" and "Rodney Rude".

NSFW, NSFH, basically not safe for anywhere... :)

Title: Re: Emergency in the Australian Outback
Post by: Tony Nitrous on Saturday, 02 June 2018, 08:33 AM

Quote from: VladTepes on Tuesday, 24 April 2018, 04:18 PM
froudy - look up "Kevin Bloody Wilson" and "Rodney Rude".

NSFW, NSFH, basically not safe for anywhere... :)

Don't forget Ronnie Johns...

(Swearing)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wLIEbzW4cDQ

Title: Re: Emergency in the Australian Outback
Post by: Kiwifruit on Saturday, 02 June 2018, 11:32 AM

Jim Jeffries is funny too. Check out Gun Control. Need to view before showing the wife

Title: Re: Emergency in the Australian Outback
Post by: grog on Saturday, 02 June 2018, 06:44 PM

Rodney Rude, so funny. Seen him live 3 times. Tears down face from laughing. Then after half time, out comes Rodney 1/2 rude. Have a google. He used to be an elvis impersonator. he was standing on a bridge watching canoes go under it, wasnt sure if canoes or his old girlfriend floating on her back. Funny man.

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