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Title: Surgical Intervention
Post by: VladTepes on Friday, 06 April 2018, 12:45 PM
My Surgery

When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife.

But... after several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimetres.
I became quite concerned. I was having problems dressing, and even walking; so the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that, though rare, my condition (Donkey Doodle) could be fixed through corrective Surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" my wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?
Title: Re: Surgical Intervention
Post by: ARH on Friday, 06 April 2018, 03:38 PM
 :rofl2:
Title: Re: Surgical Intervention
Post by: shanered6 on Friday, 06 April 2018, 04:46 PM
 :happy1:
Title: Re: Surgical Intervention
Post by: Notty on Friday, 06 April 2018, 05:42 PM
 :happy1:
Title: Re: Surgical Intervention
Post by: Macon on Friday, 06 April 2018, 07:16 PM
 :lol: :onya:
Title: Re: Surgical Intervention
Post by: froudy on Saturday, 07 April 2018, 11:38 PM
 :grin: :rofl2: :rofl2: