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Title: Cold Hands
Post by: froudy on Wednesday, 28 March 2018, 06:30 PM
> > Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic
> > winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out
> > to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,"'Honey,
> > my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them
> > between my thighs and that will warm them up."
> >
> > After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood
> > and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are
> > really freezing!" She says again, "Well. put them
> > between my thighs and warm them up again." He does,
> > and again that warms him up.
> >
> > After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood
> > to get them through the night. When he returns to the
> > cabin, he states once again, "Honey, my hands are
> > really, really freezing." She looks at him and says,
> > "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"
Title: Re: Cold Hands
Post by: KiwiCol on Wednesday, 28 March 2018, 06:34 PM
Lovely. 
Title: Re: Cold Hands
Post by: Sweaty on Wednesday, 28 March 2018, 06:40 PM
 😂
Title: Re: Cold Hands
Post by: Notty on Thursday, 29 March 2018, 06:15 AM
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They need gloves  :)
Title: Re: Cold Hands
Post by: ARH on Thursday, 29 March 2018, 04:16 PM
 :clapping:
Title: Re: Cold Hands
Post by: Blubber on Thursday, 29 March 2018, 05:43 PM
I think it's safe to say i won't be trying this technique to warm my hands at work  :lol: :happy1:

( 2°C this morning whilst commuting on the 14 )

And yes..i wore gloves  :onya: