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General => Off Topic => Funnies => Topic started by: Mick_J on Saturday, 24 February 2018, 09:23 PM
Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a *Prostitute Club*, not a Parachute Club."
"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.
She fainted. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.
:rofl2: :clapping:
There is a night club in Cardiff Nicknamed The Parachute Club - where your guaranteed a jump !! :rofl2:
frequented by middle aged girls and boys :)