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Title: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: Speedy1959 on Friday, 23 February 2018, 05:18 AM

I apologize in advance to the Mods if this is a tad risqué.
I was out at a bar last night at one of those "all you can eat" type places with about 10 biker guys I know..
We meet up once a month for a chin wag and to see who is still alive (Joking)..

I will tell it in his words... But do remember its his words and NOT mine or me !! (all will become clear).

"I needed some bits for my car and decided to go to a scrap yard I know of.
I wasn't feeling great because we had been out for an Indian meal the night before and my stomach wasn't good..
Anyway I was rooting around the piles of beat up cars when I REALLY felt the need to go!!
I saw an old car that was on the ground, rather than being precariously perched 2 or 3 high..
So I squatted down in the rear and had an almighty dump..
Looked around and found some old news paper to wipe my ass..

Anyway I bought a couple of bits and told the guy I would return the following day to continue my search

I went back the following day and the scrap yard owner collared me and said, "When you were here yesterday, did you see some dirty bastard crapping in my car?"

The scrap yard owner was running an old classic type car that looked like one of his scrap yard vehicles according to my mate.

This story is totally true and I just had to err share it with you...
:grin:

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: lloydjames on Friday, 23 February 2018, 06:06 AM

:coffeescreen:

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: Del on Friday, 23 February 2018, 06:20 AM

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: shanered6 on Friday, 23 February 2018, 07:12 AM

Thats just funny as hell .... maybe not for the scrap yard owner ! .... but damn thats funny . :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: Notty on Friday, 23 February 2018, 07:17 AM

A crap amongst the scrap ! :rofl2:

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: VladTepes on Friday, 23 February 2018, 09:26 AM

Poor bugger... :lol:

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: BJ on Friday, 23 February 2018, 12:38 PM

Shitty shitty bang bang

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: Mick_J on Friday, 23 February 2018, 08:58 PM

When you gotta go, you gotta go :whatever:

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: lil4399 on Friday, 23 February 2018, 09:06 PM

A new meaning for having some back seat action ..... :rofl2:

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: froudy on Friday, 23 February 2018, 09:08 PM

Wasn't a dump truck was it? :rofl2:

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: KiwiCol on Saturday, 24 February 2018, 02:28 AM

Now that's clever Froudy! Top marks!

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: Proteous on Saturday, 24 February 2018, 02:18 PM

Im sorry, but thats just a shit story...

Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: VladTepes on Tuesday, 13 March 2018, 04:03 PM

Quote from: Proteous on Saturday, 24 February 2018, 02:18 PM
Im sorry, but thats just a shit story...

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Title: Re: A true story from a fellow Biker
Post by: Tug on Tuesday, 13 March 2018, 07:05 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3LHMiH18nQ

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