I was talking to an old Gypsie gentleman years ago, always remembered him saying . . . . . .
To lend and spend and give away,
is the easiest thing you can do in a day.
To beg and borrow and gather your own,
Is one of the hardest things to be known.
Well i was brought up old fashioned and ive lived by a cople of sayings my Dad always told us as kids !!!
You get nothing in this life for free !
and you only get out what you put in !
And ive pretty much tried to live my life that way as much as possible and for the most part it works . :cheers:
If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane. Jimmy Buffett
"No matter how big the lie; repeat it often enough and the masses will regard it as the truth" - John F Kennedy.
(sometimes erroneously attributed to Josef Goebbels)
"The trouble with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money" - attrib to Margaret Thatcher
(in fact she said "Socialist governments traditionally do make a financial mess. They always run out of other people's money" but the meaning is essentially the same and the 'well known' version is good as 'sayings' go :) )
If it's not broke, don't fix it.
If it's broke, don't bother with it until the wife threatens to stop feeding you. :imrgreen:
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil has to be lead :confused1:
Black is not a colour :stir: :stir: :stir:
Ermmm Mr B!!!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder :hat:
Quote from: Red Biker on Thursday, 15 February 2018, 12:33 AM
Ermmm Mr B!!!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder :hat:
:rofl2: :rofl2:
If things don't change they will stay the same - my mum :)
"Wisest is he who knows what he knows" Socrates
Whilst we're all being philosophical!
I was asked the other day for the definition of the word 'indefinately'??
Probably for a long while anyway.
When your balls hit her arse, you are in-definately :grin:
That's clever . . .
My bed is a magical place were i suddenly remember everything i forgot to do !
A man needeth not an encyclopedia should he haveth a wife.
Women have many faults but men have only 2
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Everything they say and everything they do
Quote from: gsxbarmy on Friday, 16 February 2018, 03:33 AM
Women have many faults but men have only 2
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.
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Everything they say and everything they do
Did Mrs Barmy tell you to post that Dave? :)
"You can always tell when a Politician is lying, their lips start moving"!
if we shouldn't eat at night why is there a light in the frige ??
maybe if we tell people the brain is an app maybe they will start using it !