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Title: Engine Oil
Post by: froudy on Tuesday, 13 February 2018, 07:26 PM

A man walkes into a motorcycle dealer and askes to purchase some engine oil for his bike.

'Certainly sir, it is £18.99 a litre' responds the sales person.

'How much? The dealer down the road sells it for £14.99 a liter!' the customer responds.

'Sorry sir, I can only suggest you buy it from them, I can not match that price.'

The customer promptly replies, 'but they are out of stock.'

'Ah,' says the sales man, 'come back when I am out of stock and my oil is £11.99.'

Title: Re: Engine Oil
Post by: gsxbarmy on Tuesday, 13 February 2018, 07:31 PM

:tumble: :tumble: :tumble:

Title: Re: Engine Oil
Post by: froudy on Tuesday, 13 February 2018, 08:08 PM

Not getting any better are they :rofl2:

Title: Re: Engine Oil
Post by: Mick_J on Tuesday, 13 February 2018, 08:37 PM

:thumbs_down:

Title: Re: Engine Oil
Post by: Sweaty on Tuesday, 13 February 2018, 09:03 PM

Quote from: froudy on Tuesday, 13 February 2018, 08:08 PM
Not getting any better are they :rofl2:

No, but keep trying Froudy :grin:

Title: Re: Engine Oil
Post by: seth on Tuesday, 13 February 2018, 09:09 PM

There's a place up here that gives away as much oil as you want for free when they are out of stock but it costs a fortune when they do have stocks of it
:whistling:

GSX1400 Owners .org

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