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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?", calls out one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a male voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits, sister," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?"

I'm not surprised your getting internet warnings with jokes like this  :stir:

Quote from: seth on Sunday, 11 February  2018, 04:29 AM
I'm not surprised your getting internet warnings with jokes like this  :stir:

Don't shoot the messenger :rofl2:

     


       
         HITCH HIKERS ON THE  NULLABOR

Two  Aboriginals were riding along the highway on a motorbike. They  broke down and started trying to hitch a lift.

A friendly  trucker (Wilko) stopped to see if he could help and they  asked  him for a lift.

He told them he had no room in  the rig because he was carrying 20,000 lawn bowls.

The  Aboriginals put it to Wilko that if they could manage to fit  in the back with their bike, would he give them a lift, and he  relented.
 
They managed to squeeze themselves and  their motorbike into the back of the  truck, so Wilko the driver shut the doors and got off on his  way.

By this time he was really late and so pushed his foot  down hard.

Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulled him over  for speeding. The  good officer asked Wilko what he was carrying to which he  replied jokingly-- 'Indigenous eggs'.

The Highway Patrol  Officer obviously didn't believe this so wanted to take a look  for himself.

He opened the back door and quickly slammed  it shut and locked it.  Then  he got onto his radio and called for immediate backup from as  many officers as possible.

The dispatcher asked what  emergency there was that required so many officers. 

'I've got a truck  with 20,000 Abo eggs in it - 2 have hatched and they have  already managed to steal a  motorbike'

 

Quote from: froudy on Sunday, 11 February  2018, 03:11 AM
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?", calls out one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a male voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits, sister," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?"

The old ones can still bring a smile to my face  :lol: