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Title: A Romantic Dinner
Post by: froudy on Wednesday, 24 January 2018, 07:51 PM
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the tablecloth.
Still, the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behaviour a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her and said "No, unfortunately she's just walked in."
Title: Re: A Romantic Dinner
Post by: gsxbarmy on Wednesday, 24 January 2018, 09:49 PM
 :coffeescreen: :rofl2:
Title: Re: A Romantic Dinner
Post by: shanered6 on Wednesday, 24 January 2018, 10:21 PM
 :rofl2: :clapping: good one !
Title: Re: A Romantic Dinner
Post by: Kiwifruit on Thursday, 25 January 2018, 09:10 AM
Not bad  :cheers: