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Title: A Warning for those of us who are middle aged
Post by: gsxbarmy on Saturday, 20 January 2018, 02:42 AM
SAINSBURY'S CAR PARK SCAM - BEWARE

Sainsbury car park scam. Please BE WARNED!
Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out shopping.
Simply dropping into Sainsbury's supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends! Here's how the scam works:
Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' - and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket; in my case, Tesco. You agree and they both get in the back seat.
On the way there, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen on November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on December 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th, and twice yesterday.
So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4.30 in the afternoon.
P.S. Aldi have cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl wallets are £1.75 and look better!
Title: Re: A Warning for those of us who are middle aged
Post by: Notty on Saturday, 20 January 2018, 03:38 AM
Used to shop in Asda but will now go to Tesco and Sainsburys after a trip to Aldi for a few dozen wallets !!  :)
Title: Re: A Warning for those of us who are middle aged
Post by: Sweaty on Saturday, 20 January 2018, 03:23 PM
I hung around my local Woolworths supermarket carpark today for 2 hours looking for some action & never got approached once. Well, except to buy some drugs & people asking for money  :happy1:
Title: Re: A Warning for those of us who are middle aged
Post by: Proteous on Saturday, 20 January 2018, 11:41 PM
You still have Woolworths??? :lol:
Title: Re: A Warning for those of us who are middle aged
Post by: seth on Saturday, 20 January 2018, 11:56 PM
does your woolworths have pick-n-mix  :whistling:

its strange what survived all over the world that have been lost in the uk .for instance they still have C&A over in europe amongst others. :cheers:
Title: Re: A Warning for those of us who are middle aged
Post by: KiwiCol on Sunday, 21 January 2018, 04:59 AM
Yep, we have them in NZ as well.  Mind you, I think most of them have been brought out by other chains or amalgamated within the groups.
Title: Re: A Warning for those of us who are middle aged
Post by: Sweaty on Sunday, 21 January 2018, 02:22 PM
Yep, Woolworths & Coles are the 2 biggest players in the supermarket game over here(as in every shopping centre/ local shopping centre) and they have their fingers in a lot of other pies.
Title: Re: A Warning for those of us who are middle aged
Post by: Globalrider on Monday, 22 January 2018, 02:58 AM
Good one Dave!!
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Title: Re: A Warning for those of us who are middle aged
Post by: Kiwifruit on Monday, 22 January 2018, 12:27 PM
Quote from: Sweaty on Saturday, 20 January  2018, 03:23 PM
Well, except to buy some drugs & people asking for money  :happy1:

Are you in NZ Sweaty ?
Title: Re: A Warning for those of us who are middle aged
Post by: VladTepes on Monday, 22 January 2018, 03:04 PM

Quote from: Sweaty on Sunday, 21 January  2018, 02:22 PM
Yep, Woolworths & Coles are the 2 biggest players in the supermarket game over here(as in every shopping centre/ local shopping centre) and they have their fingers in a lot of other pies.


Yep. and their pies taste bloody awful.
Title: Re: A Warning for those of us who are middle aged
Post by: KiwiCol on Monday, 22 January 2018, 03:16 PM
Well, with all those fingers in them it's no wonder. . . never know where those fingers have been.