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General => Off Topic => Funnies => Topic started by: froudy on Tuesday, 16 January 2018, 05:22 AM

Title: Trump Family Tree
Post by: froudy on Tuesday, 16 January 2018, 05:22 AM
Judy Wallman Trump, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree.

She discovered that President Donald Trump's great, great uncle, Remus Trump, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.  Both Judy and President Trump share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: *"Remus Trump, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."*

So Judy recently e-mailed the President for information about their great, great uncle, Remus.                                                                                                   

Believe it or not, President Trump's staff sent this response back.

*Remus Trump was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.  Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."*

Now THAT is how it's done, Folks, in politics!
Title: Re: Trump Family Tree
Post by: gsxbarmy on Tuesday, 16 January 2018, 08:57 AM
Absolutely brilliant!!!!  :rofl2: :rofl2:
Title: Re: Trump Family Tree
Post by: grog on Tuesday, 16 January 2018, 09:47 AM
Liked that one, very good. True spin doctors
Title: Re: Trump Family Tree
Post by: Kiwifruit on Tuesday, 16 January 2018, 10:05 AM
Grog why do you mob send these bad buggers to NZ
Latest was in NZ untill moving to Straya at the age of one. Since being in Straya he has clocked up over 200 convictions. Where did he learn these skills......not NZ !!
Have word to Mal fo us will ya. Thanks heaps.
Bloody politicians.
Title: Re: Trump Family Tree
Post by: grog on Tuesday, 16 January 2018, 07:15 PM
Kiwi, didnt know about any of this stuff. had a search after you mentioned. sure is kept quiet here. our govt is totally useless so i try not to follow whats happening. sorry mate, a bad thing to return baddies that have never been there. so many things wrong in oz, just really bad at moment. were getting screwed big time.
Title: Re: Trump Family Tree
Post by: Andre on Tuesday, 16 January 2018, 07:21 PM
Quote from: grog on Tuesday, 16 January  2018, 07:15 PM
were getting screwed big time.

Sounds like you're in line with the rest of the world. :whatever: