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General => Off Topic => Funnies => Topic started by: gsxbarmy on Saturday, 16 December 2017, 01:32 PM
Apparently Rudolph and Prancer aren't buying Xmas presents this year because they are two deer.
Mine reply just as bad. Did you hear about the baked beans travelling around australia? They ended up in cairns.
why is it so wet in the Uk at christmas? its reindeer !! :smile2:
My friend just discovered he is gay and dyslexic, but he's still in Daniel!
When I was a kid my parents used to beat me with a telephone, I was always on the receiving end!
I'm still trying to dial with it now!
Ps
Currently sat in a car park waiting for Mrs Red so post count is rising by the minute!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.
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Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles.
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What do you call Santa's most impolite reindeer?
Rudeolph
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What do you get when Santa accidentally goes down a chimney when the fire's lit?
Krisp Kringle
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What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses
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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis.
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and my favourite:
How can you tell snowmen apart from snow women?
Snowballs.
OMG.... they don't get any better do they... :lol:
Where's the "Tumbleweed" emoji when you need it :imrgreen: :rofl3: :rofl3:
WELL