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Title: The Monkey & the Cue Ball
Post by: froudy on Tuesday, 12 December 2017, 10:24 PM
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar.
Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball...
he measures stuff first."
Title: Re: The Monkey & the Cue Ball
Post by: Gegs on Wednesday, 05 December 2018, 10:31 AM
 :doh:
Title: Re: The Monkey & the Cue Ball
Post by: grog on Wednesday, 05 December 2018, 06:58 PM
i liked it Froudy.
Title: Re: The Monkey & the Cue Ball
Post by: Mick_J on Wednesday, 05 December 2018, 07:24 PM
 :rofl2: Had to trawl through a whole page of crap jokes to find a funny one.
Title: Re: The Monkey & the Cue Ball
Post by: VladTepes on Sunday, 09 December 2018, 12:28 AM
Cracker.