Star Wars

[VladTepes]

warning: joke may be terrible :D


Obi Wan Kenobi decides he wants a change of pace so decides to put his skills into becoming a marriage counselor.

One day a familiar face pops in, Luke Skywalker. Luke sits down an immediately bursts into tears as his new wife is absolutely awful.

For three hours Luke talks, almost non stop, about all the horrible things she does to him - putting green milk in his cereal, signing him up to the Jar-Jar fan club, telling him he's got a head like a Mynock.

Eventually he stops and says "so, old friend, what... What should I do?".

Ben, stumped for a moment, rubs his chin wisely, then offers his advice. "Use divorce, Luke"

[Globalrider]

Groan! but clever!

[Batkwaka]

Darth Vader: "Luke, I know what your getting for Christmas, I felt your presents"!