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Started by GSXKING, Sunday, 24 March 2024, 10:43 AM

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GSXKING

I used to play golf with my Dad and brother until the heckling between them on the course gave me the 5h1ts.
GSXKING 3:^)
Chris
Best allrounder I've ever owned 👍

Mick_J

Never played, when I was in the RAF it seemed that the only lads that played were the kiss ass type who saw it as an easy way to get on, let your boss beat you and carry his bag is all it took, brown nosers the lot of them.  I didn't want to be associated with them so went shooting instead.
Keep the rubber side down.          Mick

Notty

It was the Gateway to promotion in BT, every Friday afternoon all managers disappeared to the golf course with lower grades kissing their asses  :rofl2:
The older I get the better I was
The problem with retirement is that you cant take a day off

VladTepes

I've always maintained that a golf course is a waste of land that could have been used as a rifle range.

But horses for courses, whatever floats your boat etc.

I know there are some right crazy bastards who love the game eh @grog
Vlad's K7 "Back in Black"

As a Pink Floyd fan, I get annoyed when I see vegetarians eating pudding.

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Roo

One of my sons has the bug, at 43 and single he plays everyday after work and weekends.... Since age 16  he has had two Hole in Ones  !!!!!

Could be doing way worse things I suppose ???   lol.

For me its a long walk, spoilt by a little white ball   !!!!!   :popcorn:  :rofl2:

GSXKING

#5
In the beginning

Gents
Only
Ladies
Forbidden

Nowadays it's open-slather LGBTQIDCURTMNSA pretty much any and all can be annoyed by attempting to hit a small ball with a stick into a small hole.

A good walk spoiled by the ongoing struggle.
GSXKING 3:^)
Chris
Best allrounder I've ever owned 👍

grog

Addicted to golf and bikes, could be worse i guess. Equal pleasure from both👍👍

Batkwaka

Golf
The ineffectual attempt
To direct an uncontrollable sphere
Towards an inaccessible hole
With equipment ill adapted to the purpose.
May the sun be warm & shining and your roads be smooth & winding.

Eric GSX1400K3

Spoils a nice walk imho
I try to take one day at a time, however sometimes several days catch up with me at once.

Hooli

Spoils a nice landscape in a lot of cases too.

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