1400 Owners Life Today ( The 'What did you do today?' thread)

[KiwiCol]

Then you'd have only her to consider.  Cunning ploy going on there . . .

[VladTepes]

No, not particularly cunning. I can see right through her the plan.

[Tony Nitrous]

to make that worse the keeps telling me if I sold my bike I wouldn't have these problems.  She also suggests I sell my guns, Land Rover etc

I thought my wife was bad telling me I can't buy a camel !

[VladTepes]

I thought my wife was bad telling me I can't buy a camel !

Just the one, or a whole packet?

[Tony Nitrous]

I thought my wife was bad telling me I can't buy a camel !

Just the one, or a whole packet?

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-livestock/camels+for+sale/k0c18457

[VladTepes]

Bizarre. Camels are miserable bastards of creatures. Pure arseholes.  Your wife is right.

[Tony Nitrous]

Bizarre. Camels are miserable bastards of creatures. Pure arseholes.  Your wife is right.

Carry on with that attitude and I'm crossing you off my Camel ride list!

A huge, miserable animal that's hard to train. What could possibly go wrong?

[shanered6]

I thought they were cheap !..... there only single humpers 

[KiwiCol]

Bizarre. Camels are miserable bastards of creatures. Pure arseholes.  Your wife is right.

Carry on with that attitude and I'm crossing you off my Camel ride list!

A huge, miserable animal that's hard to train. What could possibly go wrong?

That's what the women say about us Tony . . . 

[Tony Nitrous]

I won't be beaten...

[Kiwifruit]

Some of the riding gear is expensive too Shane......turban, sandals, coloured blanket the cost is endless if you really want to pimp out your camel with tassells and bling . 

[KiwiCol]

I won't be beaten...

Is that Notty riding the Camel?  Little legs n all . . .


@Notty

[Hooli]

Bizarre. Camels are miserable bastards of creatures. Pure arseholes.  Your wife is right.

Best mathematicians in the multiverse though. Fans of Terry Pratchett will get that.

[grog]

years ago my wife was late home from work. excuse, camels got out, they had to round them up. she then worked at Aussie World, they had camel rides daytime. very fair excuse i thought.

[Hooli]

So you didn't get the hump then?