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Offline VladTepes

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Dirty Joke thread
« on: Monday, 11 February 2019, 02:48 pm »
Keep it clean-ish though.
If you wouldn't want your wife to read 'em, don't post 'em.
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I walked past an out-of-business brothel the other day.

Sign on the door said "Beat it. We're closed".





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Re: Dirty Joke thread
« Reply #1 on: Monday, 11 February 2019, 02:52 pm »
"Beat it"..... l never liked Michael Jackson  :thumbs_down:
Another great day on the right side of the grass.😎

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Re: Dirty Joke thread
« Reply #2 on: Thursday, 14 February 2019, 07:35 pm »
Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add Coke.

 

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